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Cuddlers
Mr. Pickles Cuddler
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Mr. Pickles Cuddler is completely hand-made by idiots. Made of green fleece, about 8-12 inches tall and sporting a "Hello...My name is Mr. Pickles" name tag. The perfect gift for just about any occasion - weddings, bat mitzvahs, getting released from prison, etc. Not dishwasher- or microwave-safe. Please no voodoo!
Price: $15.00
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Ohio Cuddler
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Who doesn't want to cuddle with the Buckeye state? Ohio Cuddler comes in random colors- you may get blue or orange or green or red. Its really whatever Ohio feels like that day. Made of fleecing goodness for maximum hugging. About 8-12 inches tall.
Price: $20.00
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Plush Meats: T-Bone Cuddler
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Plush Meats: USDA Grade Excellence! PLEASE whatever you do... love them, don't eat them! T-Bone, well, he comes wrapped in his own meat tray and is ready to be enjoyed at home. Approximately 9-12" tall, made of felt.
Price: $20.00
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Plush Meats: Mean Larry Lambshank Cuddler
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Plush Meats: USDA Grade Excellence! PLEASE whatever you do... love them, don't eat them! Mean Larry Lambshank is hoppin' mad... hands off his fancy hat! Comes with a paper frill for a hat... you'll want one of your own! Approximately 9-12" tall. Made of felt.
Price: $20.00
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Plush Meats: Roast Beef Cuddler
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Plush Meats: USDA Grade Excellence! PLEASE whatever you do... love them, don't eat them! Roast Beef is just a big hunk' o meat. Approximately 9-12" tall, with a little some-some in the back, just like a roast is supposed to be.
Price: $20.00
Plush Meats: Ham Slice Cuddler
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Plush Meats: USDA Grade Excellence! PLEASE whatever you do... love them, don't eat them! Ham Slice has a little fat around the edges, but that just means more to love! Sports "ham" on the backside, in case you forget his name. Approximately 12-14" tall.
Price: $20.00
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Scurvy Friends Cuddlers
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As we all know, scurvy is still one of the leading killers of pirates today. And your daily dose of citrus fruits is more important today than ever! While these cuddlers can't REALLY stop you from getting scurvy, they are constant reminders for people to take their Vitamin C. One for you and one for a pal, because FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS GET SCURVY! Handmade with green and yellow fleece, about 6-8 inches tall. Velcro on hands so friends can high-five!
Price: $30.00
NutNut Cuddler
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I like dolphins. I sometimes go swimming with dolphins. I have a dolphin toilet seat cover. I once had a grilled cheese sandwich that had a dolphin shape on it. I didn’t eat it; I hung it on my wall. Its OK to love a nut. Handmade with brown fancy fleece, about 8-12 inches tall.
Price: $20.00
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Nerd Ghost Cuddler
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A ghost with a combover wants to cuddle with you! Who can resist? DaHjaj jaj QaQ Daghajjaj! (That's "Have a Super Day!" in Klingon!) Handmade with white fleece, about 8-12 inches tall.
Price: $20.00
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Rotten Apple Cuddler
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This rotten apple sports an eyepatch and a sword for some reason. He might cut you! Or slash your tires! This apple is just a big jerk. Avoid at all costs! Unless of course, you want to cuddle. Handmade with red fleece, about 8-12 inches tall. Sword and eyepatch are removable.
Price: $20.00
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