Allo Gov'nors!
So, I spent the entire day yesterday lost in Harrods - one of the most ginormous department stores in the world (literally over 1million square feet of selling space). I went in for a toothbrush. It took me seven hours to find one. Here's a not-so-fun fact: If you need to pee in Harrods, you either have to buy something or pay £1. That's like $2.50 American!!!
Once I got my toothbrush and a map to the exit, I passed through Harrods new hookah bar. Big mistake. There's a pretty big water-pipe-smoking demographic in London, so I thought I'd give it a go. I met a giant caterpillar and he suggested I try something he called Summer Breezes. Well, friends, there was definitely "something" blowing through the jasmine of my mind this afternoon.
To make a long story short, I'm pretty sure I spent the night making out with the statue in the middle of Piccadilly Square in front of about 700 Japanese tourists. Can't wait to leave London....
