AHOY FRIENDS! Ready for another Reality Roundup? Let's get it on!!!
1. Dancing! With The Stars - Who else was about to poop their pants tonight. Shandi was awfully close to elimination tonight! Shandi - you need a gimmick to set yourself apart. Can I recommend an artificial leg? Or a mullet? You can't expect Chuck Woollery to bail you out every week!
2. American Idol. Did you see Wigface's wig last week? She looked like Tootie from Facts of Life. Where's Mrs. Garrett? Remember when Tootie "became a woman" on that one episode? AWESOME!!!
And, does anyone else think that Phil Stacey is going to eat their soul? He looks like a vampire + ghost
combo monster. I hope he goes home next; he scares me!
3. Australia's Next Top Model. I missed last week. Is Atong still on? She's my FAVORITE!!!
4. America's Next Top Model. This show is full of uglies. And, what does "fierce" mean? I don't
quite understand.....
5. Amazing Race. "We're going to trade you for food" was the quote of the season. What kind of food
would you get for Charla? A filet mignon with two scoops of ice cream, if you ask me!
6. Survivor. I'm so bored right now. I'm going to read a magazine next week. Or do my taxes.
Anything would be more interesting.
7. Las Vegas. I think this show is off now. I need a new 7th show to watch.... Suggestions? Is The Hills any good? That seems like a good one.....