Remember last year when I went through the mystical hotdog factory meat locker and visited the magic land of Meatville? Well, I wanted to explore Meatville's nearest neighbor - Carbtown! Carbtown's head of state - the Duke of Pancake- sent me a personal invitation to attend Carbtown's famous Starch Days, a week-long celebration honoring Carbtown's heritage. I was escorted through Carbtown by the Duke's chauffeur/pedicurist, Mr. Henry Potato.
On our first day, Henry took me on a tour of Carbtown's Waffle District. The streets are literally made out of waffles. Delicious! As we were winding down our tour, Henry took me to lunch at Carbtown's famous Mama Polenta's. Our lunch date was none other than Senor Chico Pretzel-Face, the Pulitzer Prize winning author of Funnel-Cake Fever. Check back tomorrow for a sneak-peek of my exclusive interview!
