My TiVo is going to explode since the reality TV season is in full force. So, let me tell you about my shows:
Sunday night is Amazing Race. As a travel reporter, I like this show because it gives me good ideas for future stories. And I like this Charla character. Did you see her in that swimsuit? I like that she and her partner basically kidnap locals. Good strategy!
Monday is Dancing With The Stars. I know it hasn't started yet. But, I'm ready to predict the winner - SHANDI FINNESSEY! You know why? Because I love her!
Tuesdays/Wednesday/Thursday is IDOL! OK, I feel a little I'm being cheated. Let's start with the dudes. Mop-Top, you're just aiiight. Stop trying to be funny - it's not working. Sanjaya, stop crying and man up! Chrome Dome, two words: SONG SELECTION! Seacrest, why do you have two microphones?
Idol ladies, your turn. Melinda, you look like a wig with a face. Celine Jr., it's time to go home. Leslie Hunt, you can brings your weirdo leggings and red boots over to my apartment any time. I like scatting.
My prediction to win - WigFace.
Wednesday is also America's Next Top Model. Did that one girl say she had a tarantula named Sassy? She's my favorite. (FYI - I'm picking Atong to win Australia's Next Top Model. ATONG!!!!)
Thursday - SURVIVOR! Zzzzz. Zzzzz. Snore.... Wh - what? Oh, is Survivor on? C’mon folks you’ve got a field of pineapples and an immunity idol in your backyard. Yul would’ve found that stuff in the first 5 minutes!
Finally, Friday is Las Vegas! I still can't figure out who people get kicked off this show. That girl from 90210 is OK, but I think she's going to get voted off soon. I pick Victoria's Secret to win.