I'm all puffed up today, dear readers. Here's what's giving me a red rump - the staff of our sister publication, The TriBeCa Tourist. Our New York counterparts came into town for our annual Best Practices Mind-Meld (BPMM).
Us Gold Coasters spent at least a month preparing for the BPMM engineering the ice breaker (2 Truths & 1 Lie), selecting power snacks for breaks (M&Ms & Cheesy Bites), and picking out just the right font for the agenda (doy - ARIAL!).
Our excitement was shot to hell when the blackberries with Blackberries showed up. They were all clomping around in their kicky Italian shoes, beep-bop-booping and Blue-Toothing each other. They sniffed at our power snacks and asked for Toblerone and salads. They even suggested that Times New Roman was the better font. I was going to take them out to the Ferris Wheel at Navy Pier after the BPMM, but now those blackberries can go back to their hotel and sit on their bidets.
And PS, my 2 Truths and 1 Lie were as follows:
I like Cheesy Bites
I love Cheesy Bites
I hate Air Supply.
Can you spot the lie?
