The last few weeks were a blur of activity - office parties, gift exchanges, family visits, etc., I hardly had any time to write any of my hilarious blogs. Since the end of the year/beginning of the new year is the time we love reading lists the most, here’s my holiday wrap-up in list form. ENJOY!
Best Gift (non-Grandma):
Noise-cancelling headphones, from Mom and Dad. Take that, noise! I just gave you the Shift-Alt-Delete.
Best Gift (Grandma):
A Ziploc bag full of meatballs
WORST Gift:
A box full of mustaches, from Mr. Friend. he found a case at the Beard Academy and wrapped it in the Sunday Funnies.
Best Holiday Cookies:
Those peanut butter deals with the Hershey Kisses.
Worst Holiday Cookies:
No-bake oatmeal turds.
Best Christmas Special on TV:
The one with Heat-Miser.
Worst Christmas special on TV:
The Christmas edition of “Deal or No Deal”. Banker, why are you such a Scrooge?!?!?
5 Other Great Things About The Holidays:
1. All office gifts instantly regifted to aunts/uncles
2. Plenty of time to catch up on my Tivo’d shows
3. Going to mass - at MIDNIGHT!
4. Holiday sweaters
5. Stocking stuffers
And 5 Other Crap Things About The Holidays:
1. Lots of songs about snow and NO SNOW!
2. Distant relatives who insist on hugging
3. Weight October 1 - 170lbs. Weight January 1 - 9 metric tons
4. Getting an Applebee's gift card from my boss, Harry Molar, for the 3rd year in a row. Dude! There's a Chili's right next door!
5. Having to take down my Christmas tree and wait another 335 days to put up another one.
