We hired a new copy editor at the Gold Coast Traveler last week. Her name is Myrna Gooch - no joke. Anyway, we took the Goocher out to lunch for her first day yesterday (Chicago Pancake Factory, naturally). I’m enjoying my short stack when I see Goocher take a drink of her 2% milk. Before she can swallow, she starts coughing and the milk comes streaming out
of her nose, which she quickly catches in her milk glass. Rather than run to the bathroom, she just wipes up and continues eating as if nothing happened.
I think I might be in love with the Goocher.
P.S. I dreamt that the Goocher and I were in that Whitesnake video last night. You know the one with that chick from Bachelor Party? It was awesome. Plus it reminded me what a great movie Bachelor Party is. Adrien Zmed, suspenders and wacky hi-jinks…really what could be better? Maybe I’ll invite the Goocher over to watch it tonight.