Bullhorn

I bought myself a bullhorn this weekend. It is, by far, the best thing I’ve ever bought. I use it everywhere. This morning, I used it to yell at my cab driver to go faster. Awesome! When I got to work, I used it to tell the snack cart lady I wanted two bran muffins for breakfast. Then about 20 minutes later, I used it in the bathroom to tell my turds to come out of my butt. To sum up, bullhorns are excellent and can be used in many ways.