A couple of weeks ago, Hamburger Brown and I were out enjoying Chicago’s grand Earth Day celebration. You know… planting trees, making bird feeders, recycling our soda cans and stuff like that. Well Hamburger Brown got a pamphlet about turning in people who litter and he FREAKED out! I guess he got hit once with a nasty diaper that someone threw out a car window.
Now he’s consumed with turning in law breakers who are spoiling our Mother Earth. Drop a cigarette on the ground….Rage! Spit out your gum on a bunny rabbit…ANGER! He’s called into the litter patrol hotline so much they’ve asked him to be a Litter Marshall. For reals! Check out his badge….pretty sweet, huh? So I’m telling you now…watch out for the fuzz. His name is Litter Marshall Hamburger Brown.
