I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but I have to say I’m quite a ladies man. Check out my girl, Tess, knocking me a kiss.
And this past weekend I went on a double date with Mean Larry Lambshank and we met some hot chicks at this bar in Columbus Ohio. Mean Larry’s the perfect wingman…girls love dudes that act all aloof and surly and boy, is that Larry. But after a few drinks, he takes his frilly hat off and is ready to party.
