Understanding how a civilization is governed and how the citizens employ themselves is critical - this gives you the most fundamental idea the values of a country are.
Meatville is an absolute monarchy, ruled by a double cheeseburger and a Sloppy Joe. King Burger and Queen Slop are wonderful sovereigns - they pretty much let everyone do as they please without a lot of interference. They really have only one employee — a butler named Sir Loin, who advises them, a lot like Benson did on that show.
Everyone in Meatville likes King Burger and Queen Slop, which is good. The Meats here pretty much stay alive forever, so they’re not leaving the palace any time soon. When I met King Burger and Queen Slop at the Palace, the king dubbed me Sir LaTable. I told him my name was Pickles, but he didn’t care.
Meatville rivals Newark or Mazatlan in terms of diverse industry. Meatville’s top three exports are sporks, knorks and barium enemas.
I’ll tell you- the spork factory tour is much better than the knork factory tour. You get mashed potatoes at the end of the spork factory tour, AND a case of sporks. You don’t get anything at the end of the knork factory tour, except for a hairnet. I’m not sure what you get at the barium enema factory tour - I ran out of time.