I arrived at the Kokopelli’s home in Scottsdale this afternoon for a sit-down interview. Here’s an excerpt from my exclusive interview:
How do you play a nose flute?
Well, this particular flute has special nose flanges. You just put your nostrils together and blow.
What kind of hair product do you use?
It’s my own creation! I mix together a stick of butter and a cup of sand. Voila!
What do you like best about Arizona?
Arizona is the home of my favorite things: the Grand Canyon, tumbleweeds (I married one once, but she blew away), and my best friend, Burro McMustang. Where else but in Arizona can I have this life? The answer, my friend, is nowhere.
How do you explain your popularity?
Fertility gods get a lot of action, if you know what I mean (lots of winking).
What’s next for Kokopelli?
I’m releasing a new CD of fertility nose flute tunes this year. Just listen to the songs once and you’re instantly pregnant! Then, it’s the talk show and reality show circuit… Dr. Phil, Tony Danza, The View and Celebrity Fit Club 4!
At this point, Kokopelli started playing his nose flute for about 3 hours straight. And I think I might be pregnant.
