I apologize for the delay in my blog entries. I had a bit of an unfortunate accident on the llama farm. Trying to drum up some excitement last Friday, I decided to throw my llama friends a party.
I decorated their gathering spot with balloons and streamers, scheduled some sack races and egg-in-a-spoon activities, and set out some Pixie Stix and some Diet Mountain Dews. The llamas gorged themselves on the snacks even before we could get to the activities. Hopped up on sugar and caffeine, the llamas unleashed blind llama fury, the likes of which I’ve never seen. One minute, I’m trying to break up a llama rumble, the next I’m being strapped to an ambulance gurney – off to the hospital to be treated for llama hoof wounds to the head.
I spent the weekend in Gary General and was discharged this afternoon. Technically, I have to spend one more day with the llamas. Wish me luck, blogheads!