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Stardate 2007: I landed in Hong Kong to learn that it has evolved and I am now in the future. Turtles fly around with jet packs, Picachu are over-populated and operate all of the cabs and Vivienne Westwoods. Power pellets are the currency and rain from the sky when you eat floating strawberries and jump over barrels. I decided that I should seek out my old teacher, Professor Shitake. When I last saw him 20 years ago, Professor Shitake stole some plutonium, got into his DeLorean, and beep-bop-booped the flux compacitor. Surely he must have landed in this land of the future.