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Movie Review

An Inconvenient Truth. See it. ‘Nough said.

Destination: Comfest!

My friends from Ohio invited me for a visit last week. So, I packed up my pickle suitcase and headed east to COLUMBUS! The highlight of the trip was this event called Comfest. Comfest is basically a three-day freakshow. With funnel cakes and turkey legs. Needless to say, it was by far the best weekend I’ve had in a long time.

Here are my new friends Oni, Elliot and Eli – representin’ for C-bus. Hup Hup, kids!

And take a look at fashionista Ana. Her shirt’s doing all the talkin’ so she doesn’t have to.

Then there’s this girl who loves roast beef. She named her new friend Beefy. A girl plus her beef equals true friendship. Wasn’t Dakota Fanning in a movie with a similar message? I think she played Beefy.

Finally, check out this guy who I call Jean Paul Jean Pizzahat. As you can see, he’s got a pizza on his head. And both his shirt and his pants have peppers on them. And he has a magical cane. Jean Paul Jean lives on a cloud over Columbus and just floated down to Comfest for a quick rap session on the state of public libraries. Then he floated away. I’ll miss you most of all, Pizzahat.

 

The Knowledge

Was in London last weekend and got to talking to my cab driver. He was telling me that all London cab drivers have to go to Cab Driver University where they have to learn The Knowledge. Basically, this means they have to know every street, every landmark and all sorts of great nuggests of historical trivia.

I got home this morning and here’s The Knowledge my Chicago cab driver shared with me:

- Chicago was originally called Hogville
- Oprah Winfrey employs a wig-maker named Mim Slotar to care for all of her wigs.
- There are over 7,000 toilets in the Sears Tower. If you put all of those toilets in a row, they would stretch all the way to Indiana!
- Hugh Hefner wanted to put a statue of a boob in front of the old Playboy Building.
- Poltergeist 3 is an awesome movie.

I miss London.